Tuesday, November 27, 2007

The Beginning of My Bird Collection



I arrived home the other day to find that some poor fowl specimen had unluckily flown in the path of my oncoming car, and probably never lived to realize that it's place of resting is now in the plastic, teal grate of my Chevy Cavalier.


My problem now is how to get it out. I'm plagued with a fear of birds, and that means I especially don't like extracting them --dead-- from odd places. If anyone reading this knows of a bird extraction service around.....well, I'd appreciate a referral. Until then, I'm heading to the nearest Fred Meyer to invest in an extremely potent air freshener.

1 comment:

M. said...

Hey, how bout you get side-swiped? That might dislodge the feathered friend...

Kick back, insert your face into your trusty old reading glasses, and enjoy your stay!